want to die because

• It hurts so much
• You hate me
• I am an awful person
• It's hopeless
• There's no point
• No one would notice if I were dead
• I hate you
• My hamster died
• I have a terrible urge to kill myself
• I can't stand the pain
• The voices are telling me to do it and I can't help myself
• I am so useless that there is no difference between being dead and alive
• The good times are all over
• I used to be someone but now I am a hopeless wreck
• It would serve them right
• I can't stand feeling this way any more
• I have committed the sin against the Holy Ghost
• I am irredeemably guilty
• I can't stand the pain
• Killing myself just seems like a normal thing to do
• Why not?
• My Chinese Food order got lost
• He left me
• No one loves me
• No one even gives the slightest damn about me
• Commander Zarvox of the Martian Army told me it was my duty to die for the cause
• Life is meaningless
• What's the point of living anyway when you can only feel pain
• No one is benefitting from my continued existence
• I'm not doing anything worthwhile
• There's a terrible pain right in the center of my head
• The demons are tempting me to kill myself
• They're whispering my name over and over again and I can't stand it
• I can't stand the pain
• Bush got elected president
• All you do is die in the end anyway, so why wait?
• I just sleep and do nothing so I am dead already
• I don't have a job
• I flunked out of school because I just slept instead of going to class
• I am mentally ill and who wants to be a mental patient?
• I can't stand the pain
• Everyone hates mentally ill people
• They're talking about me behind my back
• They're following me
• They're out to get me
• I can't stand the pain
• I can't concentrate enough to do anything
• I have lost my memory
• My whole body hurts
• I am like an Alzheimer's patient and they get to die in the end
• My brain is rot
• The population is too high anyway
• Euthanasia should be permitted for depression
• There is no cure
• I can't stand the pain
• The meds don't work
• The meds just make me fat and stupid
• All my friends are making progress and I'm just stuck getting nowhere
• No one will marry me because I am such a loser
• I am so ashamed of what I did when I was manic
• It felt really good to be manic and now it's over and I can't take the let-down
• Why do you care?
• It just seems like the right thing to do
• I can't stand the pain